Thursday, January 24, 2013

Apple Introduces iPhone 6: The first phone-gun hybrid


Apple introduces iPhone 6:  The first phone-gun hybrid. 

January 24th, 2015

Cupertino, CA

Today, representatives from Apple unveiled the much anticipated re-thinking of their revolutionary smartphone.  A new generation is born: iPhone 6.  Some may actually call it the iPhone 6-Shooter.

In addition to the new and intuitive design and interface, this phone comes with a controversial new app called iGun.  iGun allows the user to fire real bullets, much similar to a real gun.  Six rounds can be loaded into the phone at once, and fired at the speed and frequency of a semi-automatic handgun.  Apple claims that the app is for self-defense purposes only. Apple likewise claims no malicious intent:  “… the iGun upgrade is simply a result of the market:  likely consumers want both a smart phone and a tool for self-defense,” said Alex Jones of the Apple Press Ministry. 

Anti-gun groups have already released statements, and plan to use their recently abridged constitutional rights to take the issue to court. Many consumers are hesitant.  Some iPhone 5s users and Apple devotees have vowed to not purchase the upgrade, and even to boycott Apple.

In November of 2013, The National Rifle Association acquired 34% of Apple’s stock.  Left Wing blogs and Anti-Gun groups claim that the iGun is a direct result of this so-called “take-over.”  Apple’s CEO and Chairmen did not respond to requests for comment on this matter.  NRA Executive Vice President Paul Ryan could likewise not be reached for comment as he is currently on a campaign tour in Ohio. 

The iPhone 6 is scheduled to be released next month.  Demonstrations against the device are being planned; use the internet to find a grass roots organization or protest near you. 


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